Isn’t it weird to think that we are going to be old one day? That one day, we are going to have kids that are just like us. That one day, our parents aren’t going to be around anymore. That one day, we will have to get a real job. That one day, we will be married. I can’t picture myself as an adult.
These children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They are quite aware of what they’re going through.
I love how this story perpetuates all sorts of racial stereotypes:
1) White people are whiny.
2) Mexicans will do anything for a buck.
3) African-Americans are criminals.
I really want Obama to win…
- Michelle Obama seen watering marijuana plants in the White House garden.
- Romney casually mentions that he’s seen the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape.
- Paul Ryan is actually named Ryan Paul, son of Ron Paul.
- Mitt Romney final releases his tax records revealing that he owns the southwestern chicken franchise Los Pollos Hermanos.
- While stumping for Obama, Bill Clinton gets his dick sucked again.
- Tagg Romney challenges Mitt to single combat and defeats him, thus becoming the Alpha Romney.